HOW TO HOBOHOCOIN
AN ECOSYSTEM OF PURE JOY
You'll need an email address and an Ethereum wallet address that supports ERC20 tokens.
Make your case to the HobohoGoblin to try and get as much HobohoCoin as you can.
If your request is deemed to have merit, you will receive HobohoCoin directly to your address.
You can hold, send and receive HobohoCoin just like any other cryptocurrency. On the blockchain.
Total Supply: 100,000,000 HBGB
Circulating: 9,478,244 HBGB
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
HobohoCoin is an an ERC-20 token powered by the Ethereum blockchain.
HobohoCoin is an an ERC-20 token powered by the Ethereum blockchain. It is a cryptocurrency like any other and can be received, sent and stored just like any other cryptocurrency. If your friends tell you otherwise, you need new friends.
HeebieJeebies is the unit of measure for HobohoCoin. It is denoted by the symbol HBGB.
There are three methods of obtaining HobohoCoin. You may petition the HobohoGoblin to send some to you. This is known as mining. You may also obtain it under the HobohoCoin Partner Distribution Program (HPDP).
If neither of these options works for you, but you don't want to be a Loser with no HobohoCoin, you can try to obtain it through a private transaction with a cool person that has some or from a public marketplace, if you can find one that supports HobohoCoin.
100,000,000 (One hundred million) HBGB
Too bad. Better luck next life.
Still too bad. Your case did not appeal to the Hobohogoblin, or to the Goblin Helper assigned your request. It is not a matter of worthy, or deserving. You may be both. Unfortunately that means nothing if you are not convincing. HobohoCoin is not a charity.
Most requests can be processed without any further information. However, consider for example if someone was to make a request claiming to be Taylor Swift, and requesting HobohoCoin on the grounds that anyone should give Taylor Swift anything she asks for. A fair argument, but in a case like this the claimant will be required to prove that he/she is in fact Taylor Swift before any award will be made.
If you make an unusual or absurd argument for HobohoCoin, and it catches the attention of the Hobohogoblin or a Goblin Helper, you will be contacted at the e-mail address you provide and instructed on how to provide additional information and evidence.
Boy, aren’t you clever. What a clever little monkey. We stand in awe of your magnificence. Have you considered running for Congress?
Anywhere that accepts it. We do not have a list.
Absolutely. Go ahead. It will be ignored and future mail from your address will be routed to oblivion. And a curse will be put on your head. A nasty one.
Fuck off, then.