The HobohoGoblin has closed his heart.
And his wallet.
All good things must come to an end, and the generosity of the Hobohogoblin is no exception. No more Hobohocoin will be distributed directly to the public. After distributing millions of HBGB's to worthy recipients, the Hobohogoblin abruptly decided that this wasn't the life for him. A Memorandum was issued, and the Hobohogoblin took off.
The good news is that Hobohocoin will still be made freely available under two distribution programs. The HobohoCoin Partner Distribution Program (HPDP) remains in place, and will continue until the Partner Reserve is exhausted.
Additionally, provisions have been made for the free distribution of the remaining portion of the Great Reserve under a new program, the HobohoCoin Educational Distribution Program (HEDP). This program allows for educators to request HBGB's for educational use.
HOW TO HOBOHOCOIN
AN ECOSYSTEM OF PURE JOY
You'll need an email address and an Ethereum wallet address that supports ERC20 tokens.
Get as much Hobohocoin as you can.
Appreciate the positive balance of Hobohocoin in your wallet.
You can send and receive HobohoCoin just like any other cryptocurrency. On the blockchain.
Total Supply: 100,000,000 HBGB
Circulating: 28,153,807 HBGB
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
HobohoCoin is an an ERC-20 token powered by the Ethereum blockchain.
HobohoCoin is an an ERC-20 token powered by the Ethereum blockchain. It is a cryptocurrency like any other and can be received, sent and stored just like any other cryptocurrency. If your friends tell you otherwise, you need new friends.
HeebieJeebies is the unit of measure for HobohoCoin. It is denoted by the symbol HBGB.
There are two methods of obtaining HobohoCoin. You may obtain it under the HobohoCoin Partner Distribution Program (HPDP). Or you may obtain it under the HobohoCoin Educational Distribution Program (HEDP)
If neither of these options appeals or applys to you, but you don't want to be a Loser with no HobohoCoin, you can try to obtain it through a private transaction with a cool person that has some or from a public marketplace, if you can find one that supports HobohoCoin.
100,000,000 (One hundred million) HBGB
Too bad. Better luck next life.
Anywhere that accepts it. We do not have a list.
Absolutely. Go ahead. It will be ignored and future mail from your address will be routed to oblivion. And a curse will be put on your head. A nasty one.
Fuck off, then.