Make your case to the HobohoGoblin.

Close your eyes and open your hands.


Maybe you'll get the HeebieJeebies. Maybe you'll even get a shitload. Maybe you'll get nothing.

PETITION THE HOBOHOGOBLIN

DON'T MISS HOBOHOCOIN FEATURED ON THE WORLD'S CRAZIEST CRYPTO SHOW

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HOW TO HOBOHOCOIN

AN ECOSYSTEM OF PURE JOY

1

Prepare


You'll need an email address and an Ethereum wallet address that supports ERC20 tokens.

2

Mine


Make your case to the HobohoGoblin to try and get as much HobohoCoin as you can.

3

Receive


If your request is deemed to have merit, you will receive HobohoCoin directly to your address.

4

Enjoy


You can hold, send and receive HobohoCoin just like any other cryptocurrency. On the blockchain.

Total Supply: 100,000,000 HBGB

Circulating: 16,888,474 HBGB

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

IWhat is HobohoCoin?

HobohoCoin is an an ERC-20 token powered by the Ethereum blockchain.

IIIs this a joke?

HobohoCoin is an an ERC-20 token powered by the Ethereum blockchain. It is a cryptocurrency like any other and can be received, sent and stored just like any other cryptocurrency. If your friends tell you otherwise, you need new friends.

IIIWhat are HeebieJeebies?

HeebieJeebies is the unit of measure for HobohoCoin. It is denoted by the symbol HBGB.

IVHow do I get some HeebieJeebies?

There are three methods of obtaining HobohoCoin. You may petition the HobohoGoblin to send some to you. This is known as mining. You may also obtain it under the HobohoCoin Partner Distribution Program (HPDP).

If neither of these options works for you, but you don't want to be a Loser with no HobohoCoin, you can try to obtain it through a private transaction with a cool person that has some or from a public marketplace, if you can find one that supports HobohoCoin.

VWhat is the total supply?

100,000,000 (One hundred million) HBGB

VII petitioned the Hobohogoblin but did not receive any HobohoCoin!

Too bad. Better luck next life.

VIIBut I made a really good case!

Still too bad. Your case did not appeal to the Hobohogoblin, or to the Goblin Helper assigned your request. It is not a matter of worthy, or deserving. You may be both. Unfortunately that means nothing if you are not convincing. HobohoCoin is not a charity.

VIIIIs any verification required for extraordinary claims?

Most requests can be processed without any further information. However, consider for example if someone was to make a request claiming to be Taylor Swift, and requesting HobohoCoin on the grounds that anyone should give Taylor Swift anything she asks for. A fair argument, but in a case like this the claimant will be required to prove that he/she is in fact Taylor Swift before any award will be made.

IXHow do I provide evidence for my claim?

If you make an unusual or absurd argument for HobohoCoin, and it catches the attention of the Hobohogoblin or a Goblin Helper, you will be contacted at the e-mail address you provide and instructed on how to provide additional information and evidence.

XCan I make more than one request?

No.

XIBut what if I use a different e-mail address and Ethereum wallet address?

Boy, aren’t you clever. What a clever little monkey. We stand in awe of your magnificence. Have you considered running for Congress?

XIIWhere can I spend HobohoCoin?

Anywhere that accepts it. We do not have a list.

XIIIHow can I contact the project?

contact@hobohocoin.com

XIVCan I send SPAM to that address?

Absolutely. Go ahead. It will be ignored and future mail from your address will be routed to oblivion. And a curse will be put on your head. A nasty one.

XVI don't like what you're doing!

Fuck off, then.